What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.