What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!