What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.