What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

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Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies