What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :