Can we still be cousins?"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Ill call you tomorow
Seeing your ex.
ex-spearmints
I see my ex came by."
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Old Bay.
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
EX-STREAM!
The crayon is non-toxic!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
There isn't one...
Old bae.
Having to see your ex at family gatherings.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
there was a porkward silence
I only loved you for your body!"
Shoot him again.
Ex-communication
Your ex.
His Ex-Wife.
I do."
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
She was ex-spelled.
Because he is an ex-Terminator.
A Krismas goose.
Reload and shoot again.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
An ex-boxer.
Drive faster.
Ex-Benedict
One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore.
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
He became an ex-terminator!
My ex-wife
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
A Waslim
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Old Bae
Your ex!
they are both 8........
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
Getting into a bit of a .tiff!
RAWR!
Episcopaleontologists
Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
Veteran Aryans
A veteran-aryan
