What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.