What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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Bachelor Jokes More Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work