What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.