Bachelor Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Marry Man Jokes More Marry Man Jokes

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.