What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.