Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.