What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

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What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!