What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.