What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !