What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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A lumbering oaf.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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Guacamole

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A guacamole.

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Guac!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE