1023 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

6.022 Jokes More 6.022 Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

6.02 Jokes More 6.02 Jokes

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.