1023 Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.