Guacamole Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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