What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Budgie Jokes More Budgie Jokes

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.