What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

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What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !