What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

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What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !