Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

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What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What is the best letter who represent a man?

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips