Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.