What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.