What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident