What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!