What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...