What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.