What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city?

Nadasaki

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper