Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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Start off with a large fortune!

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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Because they have two left feet !

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.