Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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Try two pairs of stilts!

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They have two left feet.

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Do you sell flip-flips?"

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege