Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Bromine Jokes More Bromine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What do you call a frat house in a quarry?

A bromine.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Morty Jokes More Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole