What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.