Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.