What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!