What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!