What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little