What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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Business kept falling off!

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I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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JabbaScript

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Imp-Patient!