What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

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It's a long line of midgets!

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It reads "Small medium at large."