What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

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Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.