What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.