What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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You use a spirit level.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.