Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.