Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.