Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience