How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Menopause Jokes More Menopause Jokes

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..