Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
A dead bird
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Sack religious
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
It didn't have any pickups
A fruit by the foot
Because they're good at commiting.
Because his wife needs him.
