Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.