What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.