What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.