What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.