What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a dragon vapes?

Chemtrails.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.