Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Previous Random Joke Next

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.