What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.