Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.