What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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How old was I when I was 3?

me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.