What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat