What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."