Fish muck about in fountains
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A viola burns longer.
denim denim denim!
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
A harenet.
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.
