How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.