How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!