What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.