What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react