A: Juan
a Basilian.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
Because he was the rightful heir
A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.
Just Juan
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
