How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.