What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.