Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.