What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.